25 years ago I used to define the twatphone as one of these bad boys. I even had one for work at one point. Times have moved on however and the definition of the phrase twatphones has changed in my opinion, these devices are normally worn by idiots commuting to and from London mainly so they do not have to concentrate on a commute or look out for people snd push for their own self centred irrelevant agenda. This is a picture of the new twatphones my ladies and gentlemen. Wearers of these should be avoided at all costs as one of these days a wearer is going to cause and accident by being so self centred and over engrossed in the usually crap music they are listening to that they wont care. If do you go around with a pair of these clamped to your ears you should be rightfully ashamed of your self. Get a life and some self respect! Persoanlly /I would take the Motorola 8800 any dy of the week.
So election campaigning is now in full swing. There are political soundbites everywhere and slanging matches going on in every media outlet there is. As a self-employed businessman though I am running bloody scared at the moment and so are so many people like me. Business is quiet over at The Investment Network too as people hold onto their positions for fear of what will happen on election day. You see there are two dangerous blokes called Ed in Westminster and every self-employed business man or woman is scared witless of them having any power whatsoever. Yes its Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. The thought of these two idiots in power for small business people in unpalatable. They hate the small business and the small business owner with a passion that most level-headed normal people only ever reserve for trafficwardens! The two Ed’s however are not normal nor are they level-headed. It would appear most likely that a Labour government would feature a coalition with either UKIP or the Liberal Democrats. Nigel Farage’s only useful policy is to reintroduce smoking into pubs! I do approve of this one! Nick Clegg is too wet to make a difference. So if you want to know why small businesses are being quiet on doing business at the moment when it comes to investment, expansion and capital expenditure. It is because they are scared of the two Ed’s. What about me? Well I am scared and if Labour get any semblance of power, expect me to move to the Channel Islands fairly expediently.