The joys of commuting

Let’s get a few straight about commuting correctly shall we. Firstly it’s not difficult. All you have to do is walk in a straight line and watch out for others around you. You cannot commute correctly and use Facebook or twitter at the same time or more worryingly watch telly on you iPad mini and walk down the street.Please learn how to behave correctly.

A classic I saw yesterday was some airhead blonde from the typing pool using a laptop to respond to some inane email from Jenkins in accounts whilst walking through Clapham Junction Station. Listen love it wasn’t fucking important. You dye your hair trolley dolly blonde and paint your skin orange. You were not wearing a skirt, but some adaptation of a belt, badly imitating a skirt instead. You don’t have the fucking intelligence to have an important job! The email you were trying to write was not important. You don’t need to use a laptop and try and walk and I am surprised you managed more than 3 steps in those heels.

Let’s move on to another classic on Monday morning. The class of kids who come from a school that sport a maroon and grey uniform who were being unruly and who were not able to traverse Victoria station correctly at 08:45 on Monday morning. What is more worrying is that your teachers were dressed in jeans and one was wearing trainers. The head teacher clearly needs a talking to. Hardly a demonstration of leadership or control- as for teaching little ones to learn and understand – don’t get me started! I would love to find out which school this is. If they have a good or better OFSTED rating it will add to the personal suspicion I hold that OFSTED inspectors take bribes.

Commuting correctly isn’t difficult you just have to watch where you are going and keep a look out for what is going on around you and act accordingly. Its common sense!

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