Some of you may remember me from way back. My name is Swiss and some of you will remember my alleged demise after being captured by the plod at Malaga Airport. They are bastards them Spanish police, but you can’t keep a good knife down. I may have changed colour but because of some clever planning I made it back into the UK under the cover of a sombrero and a bottle of sangria the other night! Has much changed? Nah! Memory stick and SD card are still in their rightful place in the bag and Court is still as ugly as ever! I have warned him though that the sharp blade will stab him somewhere painful if he ever tries to smuggle me inadvertently or not through airport security ever again. It does say a few things though UK Airport security is useless and the Spanish plod are better at airport security than the English plod. More piccys of me back on hallowed English turf will follow soon. Lots of love Swissy
Some of you with long memories will remember this from last year. Well I thought it had subsided but no it appears my stalker is back bringing huge amounts of traffic to all of my sites over the past few days. I love website analytics for the rich picture it gives me about website visitors, who they are, where they are from, what they look at and how long they spend on the site in fact the systems I use actually tell me an awful lot more about each visit and visitor. I will not name and shame the individual even though I can, however I will say that they use Virgin Media, are from Warwickshire and from the sites that I own that sell things, they have never bought anything despite their frequent visits!!!!
Yes folks I got engaged the other day!